netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

getyourspoons:

The café scene.

my math teacher:*pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
Students:$1
teacher:*folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
students:$1
teacher:*folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
students:$1
teacher:what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students:No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher:Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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hahahahahah

punkrockgaia said: Every Earl is wonderful. There is NO SUCH THING as a bad Earl.

videntefernandez:

ARE YOU SURE

(Source: status-excessu)

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold)

favoritelittlelyrics:

Marianas Trench, “Masterpiece Theater”

favoritelittlelyrics:

Marianas Trench, “Masterpiece Theater”

mariomayfire:

lover dearest - marianas trench.

mariomayfire:

lover dearest - marianas trench.

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark)